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Antievolutionist Bingo

Skeptico and TechSkeptic came up with a great idea, that of "Creationist Bingo". I'm taking that a step further and automating the creation of "antievolutionist bingo" cards. Each time you bring up this page, you will get a new card.

AntiEvolutionist Bingo
CH370. The stars and galaxies are unchanging.
CH320. Life is deteriorating.
CF220. Short-lived isotopes Th-230 and U-236 exist on the moon.
CH541. Aquatic organisms could have survived the Flood.
CB030.1. Early molecules would have been destroyed by ultraviolet light.
CD221. Oceans do not have enough dissolved minerals for an old earth.
CH501. We can expect to find Noah's ark on Mount Ararat.
CF001.5. Evolution needs an energy conversion mechanism to utilize energy.
CC361.1. Coal and oil can form quickly.
CC381. There are too few Stone-Age remains for a long history of humanity.
CE401. There are too few supernova remnants for an old universe.
CH504.1. James Bryce found a 4-foot timber high on Ararat.
References an antievolutionist as an authority
CA008. Evolution encourages promiscuity and lust.
CA111. Many current scientists reject evolution.
CB990. Proposed evolution scenarios are just-so stories.
CD203. Limestone and dolomite layers are too extensive for normal deposition.
CC214.1. Archaeopteryx was probably not an ancestor of modern birds.
CG041. Agriculture is too recent.
CC365. Footprints in the Coconino Sandstone appear to have been made underwater.
CB101.1. Mutations are accidents; things do not get built by accident.
CA201. Evolution is only a theory.
CA131. Darwin suffered from psychoneurosis.
CA005. Evolution is racist.
CD111. Meteorites are never found in deeper strata.

Each religious antievolutionist claim on the card links to the mainstream science responses collected by Mark Isaak in his excellent "Index to Creationist Claims". Be sure to check those out.

The Unofficial University of Ediacara Pages

The official home page of the University of Ediacara.

The University of Ediacara is the virtual university serving the talk.origins community. One of the main offshoots of the UoE is its virtual pub, the Panda's Thumb.

Scientific Storkism

Article 24657 of talk.origins:
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Scientific Storkism
Message-ID:
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:42:54 GMT
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
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Ovulation versus cretinism

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of
sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the
theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory
at school.

In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in

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